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{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}

{"slip": { "id": 119, "advice": "Don't assume anything is possible or impossible until you've asked the people who will be doing the work."}}

{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}